"hey i’ve never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey’s syrup girl bef—"
- person: i hate cats
- me: what the fuck
somebody please tell me how a twilight porn fanfiction ended up as a best seller and got a movie adaptation
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Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
scientists have isolated the gene that makes you become a eugenicist and are somewhat torn as to what to do with this